YUUSHI.

I'M DYING.

Here is my fanfiction for all of you.

Title: Don't Be So Crabby, Yuushi
Author: Oshitari Kenya
Rating: A for AMAZING
Pairing: Yuushi/Kenya
Summary: AU - What if we were all crabs instead of people?
Warning/Disclaimer: I am a Prince of Tennis character so I'd like to think I have SOME claim over the series.

( DON'T PINCH ME, THAT HURTS! )

As you all OF COURSE know, Chitose stole my thunder at Nationals and took my match from me when I was supposed to play.

So I have the chapter under this cut. I even translated it all for you as accurately as I could. If you disagree with any of this, you are wrong.

Read right to left for you non-Japanese people.

( HOW IT HAPPENED!! )

Chitose!

Remember that hideous resentment toward you that I've been repressing since the Nationals match against Seigaku?

Well. It has suddenly resurfaced again and I hate you.

Edit: This is my new icon by the way.

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I heard that we have to do a fandom post. So I made one. It has come to my attention that people don't know where you can find Hikaru jaguars.


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WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS STOLE MY PHONE?!

I put it right next to my bed in it's little phone caddy and it's NOT THERE! I am not a happy Osakan-bred, speed-ace, Oshitari sex-god of a tennis player ( Read more... )

I don't really know any of you.

But Chitose suggested I post the picture of me in a dress that we took last week.


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