[01] (AUDIO, English)

[phasebitchin]

[That? That is a shortish young woman with a gradient hairdo and some rather... dubious tattoos slamming with a BANG out of room 2458. She is not a happy camper.]

Listen up, dweebs, a primitive communication device like this is not going to tide me over. Do you have any idea what I've been doing!? I just knocked over someone's stupid little

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[shenghuanzhe]

Hey, girlie. This is First Mate Kage and you're on board the Elegante. We're goin' to the Golden Shore, and until we get there you don't gotta do a thing but sit back and relax.

You got any questions, you need any special diet, you let myself or any other crew member know.

Welcome aboard.

[phasebitchin]

Oh, aren't you just so accommodating?

This girlie calls bullshit. The Golden Shore? Is that code for 'Sorry bitch, you've done been kidnapped'?

[shenghuanzhe]

Yeah, you been kidnapped but the Shore's real.

[phasebitchin]

[harsh snort, is quiet for about two seconds]

First Mate. Okay. Okay. Tell me more about the Shore, Kage, and once you're finished tell me who's in charge, and where I can find him.

I'll play nice.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Tried threats already. Still here.

[phasebitchin]

Have you ever seen this Captain James Wolfgang Redd in person?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Luckily for him... no, I have not.

[phasebitchin]

Good god. And how long have YOU been stuck here for?

[sonotyourdog]

Uh-huh, sounds like a grand tale. You're stuck here with the rest of the people on board, get used to it.

[phasebitchin]

You can't even begin to know how grand, bub. [flat, deadpanning at her comm screen]

All that means is this ship is hosting a bunch of quitters. How long before you gave up?

[sonotyourdog]

No, there's some that are most likely forming another mutany. Supposely everyone's worlds are gone and we're the only ones left.

[phasebitchin]

[Uhhh... dead quiet for roughly a minute. Third shock of the day, second what shook the belief system Lilith subscribes to.]

Talk some more about it. Now.