phastt
Jul 13, 2011 12:32
MDMA got you feeling like a champion
The city never sleeps when they slip you an Ambien
Jay-Z
phastt
Jun 21, 2011 09:39
Capacity at ACL live - 2700
Straight people in attendance - me plus one
Gays - Storm plus 2697
LMAO
phastt
May 11, 2011 10:38
Locked the keys in the truck! I got lucky though, a friend called triple A and got it unlocked for free
phastt
Feb 18, 2011 09:46
Type A flu means no fun for me this weekend
phastt
Jan 31, 2011 14:10
Fireball Fireball Fireball!!
phastt
Jan 13, 2011 11:28
My Macbook Pro is being delivered a few days early today!
phastt
Dec 16, 2010 14:42
I'm surrounded by idiots
phastt
Oct 04, 2010 21:57
RUMSPRINGAAAAA!