You Are 26 Years Old

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Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe ( Read more... )

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Well, one more chaotic stage of my life is over. That awkward time between the wreck and deciding to get past high school. In a quote, “Sometime in the last ten seconds, you’ve become a man.” Finding Neverland is a wonderful movie, and I highly recommend it, by thr way. If you couldn’t figure it out from the first line, Amy decided that the “ ( Read more... )

I have never felt more rejected in my entire life. And I don't even know why. I didn't know that I was supposed to be there, 24/7, seeing if they wanted to go eat or hang out or play some games or something. Am I just weird, or do other people actually think that because you aren't invited doesn't mean that they don't want you there? Maybe you're ( Read more... )

I don't get why I keep this thing...doesn't do me any good. I'm sick of school. I need to see her. So much crap. Someone left me a comment about my prodigious use of foul language. Deleted it. Not because I took offense to it, just because it annoyed me. Didn't even say who it was. Just some random comment about how I curse and am therefore a bad ( Read more... )

I am so fucking dying tomorrow. Second of two calc tests. 32 on the first. so fucked. -BUT- THE SOX WON THE MOTHERFUCKIN WORLD SERIES BITCHES!!!!!!!!!WOOHOO! The -ONE- thing I wanted to see before I died. Done. Wooo! I have so many relatives that were born and died between the last time the Sox won the World Series? Women didn't have the right to ( Read more... )

Damnit. Livejournal won't let me post pictures. Blast it all. Oh well, better make sure my victim is okay with it first. COMING TO YOU SOON, LIKE ALWAYS BEFORE: PAT. AS. AN ASSHOLE. wow. scary thought. Same old shit, just counting down the days and seconds until I see her again. And I don't even know if I'll be able to see her. Fuck it. Need to ( Read more... )

I have a new favorite movie. It's called Donnie Darko. You want to watch a movie that leaves you thinking? This is it. Absolutely beautiful. Loveitloveitloveitloveit. Watched Taking Lives. Messed up, semi-okay movie. Angelina Jolie's tits are in them. I think that's why we watched it. Went home for Amy's birthday. Bus ticket- $80. T-Shirts at ( Read more... )

DO NOT, UNDER -ANY- CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH SHAUN OF THE DEAD. For God's sake, if you don't like gore, don't watch this movie. Kill Bill is not gory. This is gory. As in I just watched the fucking Brit version. NC-17 in the states. Honest. That. Was. Fucked. Up. Holy crap. I like gore, but I even thought I was gonna blow chunks at one point. I'm not ( Read more... )

I just slept through biology. I feel like shit. I was in the front row. Should I feel guilty? I was awake for the important part--that Hardy-Weinberg equilibria in high school as we learned it was WRONG. How great is that. I'm gonna call mr. salter or something. whatever. God I want to go back to sleep. Chem at 11. Calc at 12. GT1000 at 1. Then I'm ( Read more... )