{firebird's note: this was also, I'm told, submitted to post secret. I don't know if it ever got put in a book or online. I thought it worth posting.}
"I spent two years of my life learning every single possible way to make a woman orgasm because I think a real man should. I'll never use any of it. Women don't notice me." - Anonymous
to harken the addition of a new userpic, I decided to write this short short dissertation on what some of my peers decide to consider an "unholy" practice
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