Young Charley Ferrari, you are adorable.

So I started looking at apartments yesterday. First apartment I see ( Read more... )

Because of my LJ hiatus you guys probably didn't know that I got into two car accidents. In one week. Seriously, I rear ended two people in a row ( Read more... )

There's something you all should know about me ( Read more... )

Just wanted to make one thing clear.

First, we had TV. Then we decided that wasn't real enough, and made reality TV. Then we decided that wasn't exciting enough, so we made fictional shows based on reality show premises.

That being said, I'm obsessed with Drive.

No seriously. What was I smoking when I thought it would be a good idea to get a job that involves driving between multiple locations? I got lost a minimum of 3 times today.

There is something so unsettling about being hungover in your parent's house. After going out in Queens. What am I doing with my life ( Read more... )

Remember that time I had a week full of job interviews and told everyone to call me on my cell phone instead of my house phone and then proceeded to drop my cell phone in the toilet?

I am so brilliant sometimes.

This pretty much made my life.

There is something you guys should know about me.

Right now I'm watching Deal or No Deal with an excel spreadsheet open calculating expected returns.

BTW they lowball like crazy.

I could SO be the banker!