if you ever go for botox, show me the results cause i'm thinking of doing it in the next few years. might as well freeze my face at the pinnacle of skin perkiness. it also keeps you from sweating.
Shut up! It got "lost in the mail". I "sent it to her in early august", and actually, it "just got sent back to me now", so I'll just bring up the check when I get up there.
What? Why is the check dated august 2nd? I told you, that's when I sent it...
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hahaha i just publicly admitted i have a myspace.
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#2. Jamanda HAHAHA
#3. You're awesome... damn you Larry!!!!
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We should pretend to be an old married couple this year.
BTW you'll laugh that the series of lies I'm going to be telling our landlady because I forgot to pay august rent.
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What? Why is the check dated august 2nd? I told you, that's when I sent it...
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