Why won't you wear your new trench coat?

[phidget]

One day I was sitting outside in my driveway waiting for Bobby and John to pick me up. We were going to see Star Wars III together. It was an extremely hot day, and I was getting tired of sitting on the trunk of my family's camry. I went to stand in the middle of the street, because that is a liberating thing to do. I suppose I thought being

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[dogbiskut]

hey helen... hows life, like a melon-sized beach ball?

[phidget]

Woah patrick, that comma is throwing me off man. Are you asking how life is comparable to a melon sized beach ball, or are you asking if MY life is like a melon sized beach ball?

choice 1)I wasn't trying to make the beach ball a metaphor for life. This actually happened to me.

choice 2) Yes. yes it is.

[dogbiskut]

I choose choice 2!!!
YAY