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Big slice of disfunctional pie
The faucet is running. It's the sound of my mom rewashing the dishes I just finished. Tonight was my father's annual explosion. He is the nicest man I know, but that requires him to be passive most of the year and blow his top at least once. My mom caught me cheating on the sudoku puzzle my Pre-calculus teacher had assigned. She became subsequently ( Read more... ) -
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I would like to preface this entry with a brief description of my grandmother, as it will be key in understanding the story that follows ( Read more... ) -
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Every group has outcasts. Churches aren't exceptions, and Dane is our outcast. He is rude, vulgar, annoying, possessed of an awkward aura, and quick to anger. He looks utterly creepy, with piggy eyes and a stocky build. His laugh is a guttural chuckle that makes me cringe and dig my nails into my palms. He does not have a very good concept of ( Read more... ) -
If you's a fat one get cho clothes back on before you start putin' potholes in my lawn.
On friday night I went with my cousins to a fancy fondue restaurant to celebrate Bobby's graduation. As usual, Chris and I were singing Destiny's Child songs and dancing to them in our booth. Predominantly "Jumpin' Jumpin ( Read more... ) -
It's about that time...
Hey kids! It's time to enter the exciting world of A GATEWAY TEST. I recommend you study and take some practice tests. They are available through your local english teacher. I'm going to be giving you a sample so that you can live the testing experience in the comfort of your very own home. Here we go ( Read more... ) -
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This morning I went to the campus for human development just like last year. The same amount of homeless showed up this year, and I recognized some of them. Cowboy, who rides his wheelchair that says, "quickie" on the wheels and always has his twitchy little dog sitting on his lap. Joe, who can't read, and once yelled at Stacy for not calling on me ( Read more... )
