This fuckin rocks. Fuck you myspace.

one of these days i'm going to buy kudahithi island. i'm going to take liz and the gang, bring a laptop, some percussion instruments and 40 pounds of marijuana seeds and never be seen again.


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so I got a ferret, but on my birthday I had to give him back. then I got a cold. then I went to bed at 11pm out of boredom. fuck being 23.

Liz helped me feel better. [thanks jerk]

so I'm back in new york. After 2 days I'm still experiencing massive jet lag. My head feels weird, I've been sleeping until 3pm every day and I fee like I should just get it over with and move there. Liz gets really mad at me when I talk about Vegas, but she shouldn't. It's not because of whatever the hell she thinks I do there...it's the fact that ( Read more... )

it is around 5:15am and i've been up all night. I leave for vegas in about 20 minutes and all I can think about is how much I hate sitting in coach. Once I get off the plane it's going to happen really fast. Lots of booze, lots of yelling, water balloons, silly string, vomit, punching, and anything else you can think of. I'll have a drink for all ( Read more... )

it is very, very hot out. and it is most excellent


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fuck you

fuck you

fuck you

fuck you

vv

fuck you

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you know what i'm tired of? every-fucking-thing


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aren't I just darling at 8am?


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when was the last time you had a meaningful conversation?


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