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A Mac and PC commercial was stuck in my head and couldn't get out
Hi, I'm a Jesus.
And I'm a Vishnu!
I'm here to save your soul.
And I'm here to doom all life as we know it.
And as you don't know it.
Shut up, Jesus.
Hey, I'm omniscient, I know forms of life that your going to kill that you don't.
Oh, in that case...
Yes?
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My Everlasting Hatred
I have disliked and downright hated many things over the course of my life. School, God, Cheating Girlfriends, Girlfriends who break up by not calling back back, Professor Byrne, Clingy Girlfriends, etc ( Read more... ) -
The Cointreau Con
Hello, sometimes I like going to bars. Mostly I like to sit, order a beer, people watch or read, and generally chill with a cold beverage of some sort. As I am a bartender myself, I enjoy watching the bartender make drinks, especially specialty ones so I can learn more. For instance I now like to have my Margarita topped off with an ounce of ( Read more... ) -
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So, a group of people were smoking pot and drinking in the parking lot at the restaurant (i.e. place I live). My Mom called the cops on them. Apparently the Bride of thye wedding was in the group. She started screaming at my Mom. Then, the groom, tired of the screaming, headbutted his wife. -
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The number of events that have predicted where the end of the world is happening “now” and the call to repent is staggering and one of the great constants through human history. There have been many “boy who cried the end of the world” stories through the ages. This has also led to people attempting to crack the Bible Code, the idea that the Bible ( Read more... ) -
Bored? Try a pdcast!
Mercedes Lackey and Steve Libbey have created a podionovel called Secret World Chronicles. It is pure and utter awesomeness. It can be found online here at http://www.secretworldchronicle.com/index.php. It's a pulp superhero alternate history. A number of authors write ( Read more... ) -
Yes, I have one.
Emmaus kNight: does this mean we're going streaking down church street?
-mmm nope
but perhaps we can, if we do it with our clothes on
Emmaus kNight: well, I'll be wearing an assless candy thong, does that count?
-*laughs* in all fairness, that'll do -
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