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'Twas the Night Before Christmas - QAF edition
I've posted this before but I hope you enjoy it again.
‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the loft
Two creatures were stirring and nothing was soft;
Clothing was thrown on the floor without care,
In hopes that two orgasms soon would be there;
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'Twas the Night Before Christmas - Healthcare Version
'Twas the night before Christmas and I in my house
Was worried about healthcare and so was my spouse.
The Lysol was sprayed in the air with much care
In hopes that no germs were found hiding there.
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Healthcare Philflamericks
I worry I’ll fall in the snow
Or walk fast and break my big toe.
I have to beware
I have no health care,
Which at this point, you already know. -
Healthcare Philflamericks
I hope that I don’t get the measles
Or inhale lots of gas from the diesels.
I must be aware
I have no healthcare
The repugs are a bunch of old weasels. -
Healthcare Philflamericks
Don’t want to get something that itches
And I'm careful so I don’t need stiches.
I have to beware;
I have no healthcare.
To see a doctor would take all my riches. -
Healthcare Philflamericks
I don’t want to get chicken pox
Or feel like my head’s full of rocks.
I must be aware
I have no healthcare
Can’t afford to see lots of docs. -
Healthcare Philflamericks
I worry that I’ll catch a virus
Or something goes wrong with my iris.
I must be awarel
I have no healthcare
And that is a state, not desirous. -
Healthcare Philfamericks
I’m sure I won’t get IRS*,
‘Cuz I have a heart in my chest.
I want to be fair
But I have no healthcare
And, frankly, I’m very stressed.
*"Irritable Republican Syndrome" with thanks to JustVisiting -
Healthcare philflamericks
I better not slip in the shower,
Or drink any milk that is sour.
I must be aware.
I have no health care.
I should lock myself up in a tower. -
Healthcare Philflamericks
I worry that I might get pink-eye
That might make it hard to blink. I
Am always aware
I have no health care.
I’m giving the repugs the stink-eye.