Can be seen all the way from the Hubble,
Getting sick could get me in trouble.
I have to beware.
I have no health care
I may borrow “bubble boys” bubble.

I worry I’ll get meningitis
I worry that I’ll get bronchitis.
I have to beware;
I HAVE NO HEALTH CARE!
Can’t scream or I’ll get laryngitis.

I take lots of Vitamin C
And drink lots of hearty green tea.
I must be aware;
I have no health care.
I hope there’s no blood in my pee.

I use antibacterial soap.
I wash my mouth out with Scope.
I have to beware;
I have no health care.
And I don’t want to seem like a dope.

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I keep both my hands very clean.
I eat very wholesome cuisine.
I have to beware;
I have no health care.
I worry about things unforeseen.

I wear my mask at the boat*
I make sure I’m wearing a coat.
I have to beware.
I have no health care
If I get sick then “that’s all she wrote!”

*For those of you not in the Midwest, the "boat" is a casino.

I can’t go in woods that are thick.
I’m afraid that I’ll pick up a tick.
I have to beware;
I have no health care.
I just can’t afford to get sick.

My husband is so good to me.
He went out to buy Coricidin HBP.
“We must be aware
You have no health care!”
Though the index for wind chill was 3.

Told my hubby he had to back off.
When he sat next to me and he coughed.
“You have to beware;
I have no health care!”
That is nothing at all which to scoff.

I promise I won’t run with scissors.
And try not to break any mirrors.
I have to beware.
I have no health care.
And that thought is giving me shivers.