Dear Diary ( Read more... )

Some of you may be wondering where I have got to lately. Some of you may not. Some of you may be jerks. I don't know. I'm no scientist. But even if you haven't I am going to tell you. Because that is the kind of dude I am. A dude who tells people stuff. Sometimes ( Read more... )

SO I quit centrelink. I decided I was tired of them. So I canceled all payments. Fuck them. I will survive by myself I said. Of course it took me 6 weeks for them to LET ME stop getting money from them. Apparently I cannot make that decision myself. But as of last week I was finally free. I thought ( Read more... )

Dear World ( Read more... )

Adventures. Adventures was what this weekend was about. Well one adventure. A mighty adventure.

( An adventure in poo. )

"Parachute Prince: The MC Hammer Story ( Read more... )

Sometimes at work I drive the forklift. Not very often because Marty is much better at it than me. Mainly I drive it when he is not there. I am pretty good at it I guess. But his superior asian genes makes him far better suited to controlling giant robotic forks. I will never have his skills. I am pretty awesome at driving it in circles about an ( Read more... )

So tonight I went out to see a band at ye olde gothic nighte clube. The band was called snog. They were not very good. Maybe it was the bad lighting. Or the bad sound. But mostly I think it was the bad musicians ( Read more... )

Last season on The Life of Mike ( Read more... )

I recently got given some photos of myself. I feel I have not camwhored enough in my life so I am going to do so now. Because I feel you all need to see my new hotness. My new beardless hotness before I grow my winter plumage back in.

( So sexy! )