How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Break)

By SMF

Every student down in GTA liked Christmas (break) a lot,

But the Grinch who lived North of Gainesville College did not.

The Grinch hated Christmas (break), the whole Christmas season,

Now don't ask me why, no one quite knows the reason.

It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right.

It ( Read more... )

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