Discipline!

[philios]

"That's what father's believe in. We must spank the children, mother, before they try to kill you again."

So true.

Comments

[kren_munif]

*whistles innocent and slowly puts away the knife*

[philios]

I saw you, you carzy iron chef!!

[philios]

And by carzy, I mean crazy.

[judsonson]

In fact, we should kill them...

[philios]

Oh, no. Then they should think themselves important. No, I have a better idea. Something much more terrible...

[rialc]

Did I ever tell you about my dream?

Kinda funny you should mention this. I had it about 3-4 years ago. I dreamt there was some huge family reunion and my mother is just chasing me around during the whole thing with a knife trying to kill me. Finally my dad shows up and takes the knife away and says "Not right now dear, not in front of the children." I kid you not! I was so scared I woke up screaming and couldn't sleep. I went upstairs and turned on the tv, which woke my mom up so she came out of her room to make sure everything was ok. No way I was gonna tell her what just happened so I just clammed up and said something about another one of my nightmares and that I was fine. She believed me and went back to bed. She still doesn't know about it! Like I said, kinda funny you should mention that...

[philios]

I think if I had told mom that she would have laughed and then pretended to kill me to see me run screaming out the door. And there would've been much merriment. I often have dreams of family members trying to kill me (not really being themselves, of course, but nasty thing in disguise.) But I prefer dreams with cool costumes and, whenever possible, flying of course.

[wrenaliscious]

It was raspberry jam I swear! **giggles and runs away**

[philios]

Hey now, missy.