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Archive Clearing: A Short History of Stupid People..
Again, I found this on my computer after having forgotten that I wrote it ( Read more... ) -
The Adventure of the Whole Sink and the Pooh Toothbrush
This is a verbatim transcription of a story Marnie told Karen yesterday:
The Sink and the Missing ToothbrushOne day a child woke up. She found her toothbrush inside of the whole sink. And the toothbrush was missing. It was lost from her. She was so disappointed. Her mom called out "Brush your teeth! Brush your teeth!" But her toothbrush was ( Read more... ) -
Re: Ew!chilada / Schick Quattro
I got this email yesterday:
"Ah! The enchilada comment made me cringe and laugh. Mostly laugh- I hate to admit. I thought you and your readers might enjoy a free razor. I'm writing on behalf of Schick and I'd love to send you out one of their new Quattro Titanium Trimmers..."
It took me a good 60 seconds to figure out what in the world was going ( Read more... ) -
I’m tired
You know, I’m awfully tired of people labeling Christians as “superstitious” or “no fun.” Just the other day an atheist friend of mine said that my faith was just a collection of superstitious rituals. I said, “Just because I say the Lord’s Prayer every time before I start my car, and just because I sleep with a King James Bible stuffed with ( Read more... ) -
Friend Request.... DENIED!
Okay, has this happened to anyone else ( Read more... ) -
Hamartiology...
In the economy of human life, it strikes me that sin is a counterfeit currency which can only buy cheap knockoffs of real pleasures. -
mot juste...
two days ago the weather was beautiful, and we were sitting out in the backyard eating dinner: Karen, Mimi, Dad, Marnie and Marion, and me ( Read more... ) -
Observations...
Has anybody else noticed that the new Applebee's logo looks a lot like the design team responsible just cribbed from a box of Apple Cinnamon Cheerios? -
The Book of Wisdom...
I am sitting in Solomon's Porch, a Wilmore-based cafe solicited primarily by seminary students. I'm waiting for a lunch meeting, and getting a little bit done.
Walking over to the restaurant, I reflected to myself that the only thing I didn't like about Solomon's Porch was the food.The ambiance is normally pleasant, with a hushed tone and good ( Read more... )