Although everyone on Earth has failed to give me even half the accolades and adulation that should go with me, Jess, being the 3rd coming of christ, I will still fulfill my destiny. For you insolent pukes, I will shed my blood to once again open the gates of heaven.
Start erecting statues, singing songs, scoring touchdowns and doing other shit for my glory, because you fuckers owe me big,
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Although everyone on Earth has failed to give me even half the accolades and adulation that should go with me, Jess, being the 3rd coming of christ, I will still fulfill my destiny. For you insolent pukes, I will shed my blood to once again open the gates of heaven.
Start erecting statues, singing songs, scoring touchdowns and doing other shit for my glory, because you fuckers owe me big,
Jesus Christ III
a.k.a. Jess
P.S. Please don't look in the closet.
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Hah. I was being nosey and did some digging and here I am, LAUGHING. I'm just cool like that, you see.
And stupid suicide thingy won't work for me. Mueh. *Kicks it.*
HI GUYS!
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Marz, meet Jeane, my future wife.
*...runs*
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Cool! My first comments in, like, forever!
I guess that could be because i haven't posted in a long time.
Pizza is good.
(@)Moo!
(sn)Grrr!
Bye!
Phill
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