This LJ is FRIENDS ONLY!

So go eat some toast, then log in.

Otherwise you can apply for membership.

The rules are;

(1) You DO like my hat.
(2) Beer is gross.
(3) Don't make crude comments about Jess (or any of my friends) in your LJ.
(4) Always remember to Smoo.
(5) No pants allowed.

That is all.

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I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, not-too-generous, not-too-selfish, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
See how compatible you are with me!
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey


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Σήμερα πήγα σε μια θέση δυτικά της Μελβούρνης να πάρω μερικές ρόδες. Τύπος είπαν ότι θα τους παρέδιδε, αλλά έπειτα άλλαξε το μυαλό του και αποφάσισε ότι πρέπει να του πληρώσουμε τριάντα δολάρια για να κάνουμε έτσι. Σε άλλες ειδήσεις, συμπαθώ τη φρυγανιά! Είναι τόσο πολύ toasty. Καλά, ώσπου να μεταφράζετε αυτό θα φανεί αρκετά αστείο για ολόκληρη μια ( Read more... )

The Potion Makerhanshinium is a translucent, coarse tan powder created from the muscles of a bandersnatch.phillbertium is a milky, pasty violet gel created from the lungs of a bat.Mixing hanshinium with phillbertium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a cloudy orange potion which gives the user the power of x-ray vision.Yet another fun ( Read more... )

Bow down before the might of our gods;

The Moo-Kitty
The Growling Snail
The Moose, Lumpy

They are omnipotent, and own us all.
Join us, and worship our gods. They will bring salvation... And pudding.

YAY! You're all 17 now! WOOOO! YAY! *Hugtacklehuggivepresentshug*
I does love you!!! WOOO!

Don't eat metal, and remember, YOU HAVE A MOOSE! And some in a can! WOOO!

Thankyou so much for being here for me! I hope you have a really happy birthday.

Lots of Luff from Phill-chan