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It's 2013 People!!!
"Has been for 9, almost 10 days," you say. "Really," I say, "seems longer." Guess the Mayans didn't take daylight savings into consideration, huh?
Anywho, I started a new business. A travel one. Yes, in these economic times. Why not! Job market is pathetic. I went to school for travel & tourism. I love to travel. I have a degree in ( Read more... ) -
Daaaaaayum where's this bitch been?
Oh here and there. I have no clue if anyone will read this. I patrol FB more. It's easier to write a line or 2 and be off than an entire blog. I aways feel like I have to fill this entire square. If you haven't added me on FB and want to, just let me know ( Read more... ) -
Woman finds missing children after 15 years on Facebook
Can you imagine that? Your ex steals your children away and after 15 years you search your daughter's name and there she is. Luckily, the woman had the aforethought to contact the sheriff's department in the Floridian county where the children (now 17 and 16) are living. The Sheriff have placed the ex in custody and the children are under ( Read more... ) -
Stop freaking me out Adam Lambert
Have you guys seen the google ad for Adam Lambert. It gives me the willies. He looks like the love child of P!nk and Eddie Izzard. Dude, has a big friggin head. Looks like it tore his mom up. That is what my family affectionately calls a head mo'lotty. (Head mo'lotty. Head mo'lotty. Got mo head than anybody.) Seriously, that kid has a ( Read more... ) -
Inappropriate Toys
Pole Dancing dolls, Blow Job Wolverine, & Jack Off Tarzan? OH MY! That would be one helluva Christmas wish list wouldn't it? Yet, these ill conceived toys (not so named except the pole dancing doll) are on the market except maybe pole dance. The photo of pole dance is very grainy. My initial reacton was that it was fake. That is until I saw ( Read more... ) -
She Makes Me Ill
I didn't fall asleep until after 6am yesterday morning. I woke up at 5:20pm. That's almost another 12 hours. And guess what? I could've kept on sleeping. Now, it's 4am. I'm sleep as hell but when I lay down my eyes pop open and my mind goes on a whirlwind trip. Several nights I have slept in my desk chair to wake in screwy positions, aches ( Read more... ) -
Gomene Sai (I'm sorry)
Sorry I don't update. I have 3 hernias in my neck, 2 right on top of each other, that cause me a great deal of pain. Typing isn't the easiest thing for me. When I remembered voice updates, my phone broke, lol. Right now I can't afford a new phone, which isn't much an issue for me cuz I hate talking on the phone anyway. Plus, I have been barely ( Read more... ) -
Naked Elevator Dreams
I went to some hospital for a test. They made me get into this elevator wearing one of those paper dress examination gowns. The thing dissolved or something and wound up naked when the doors opened on the crazy people floor. I curled up in the corner and nurses came in and tried to take my blood. I was saying what you might expect, 'get me some ( Read more... ) -
Click the Pink Button
Give an underprivileged woman the opportunity to have a free mammogram. Go to the breast cancer website and click the pink button.
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The Pen Computer
Yellow Fever my beige booty! The Japanese rock my socks. They have invented pen computers. I'm sure most of us have seen the light keyboard that connects to a desk or laptop. Toshiba along with a company called OKI will soon be selling a pen that not only projects the keyboard, but the monitor as well. No word on how it would connect to the ( Read more... )