Mike Heeter is the motherfuckin' Man

Elizabeth and I are no longer the couple you all wish you could be. This has been a public service announcement

GAME SEVEN MOTHERFUCKER

No Social D, but at least the Red Sox, Redskins, and my fantasy football team won!

I hope Social Distortion doesnt sell out and I come home for nothing tommorow night

Talib Kweli's new album reeks of wannabe "crunk". I am saddened. In other news, my child hood friend Adam is gonna go to jail forever http://flathat.wm.edu/story.php?issue=2004-10-01&type=1&aid=5

New Schoolers, this is directed at you: College has tests, watch out!

one of the perks of having a high roommate is he'll play F-zero for hours unlocking more racers. I love marijuana!!!

Well, Vivendi Universal wants $60,000 or so of my money for copyright infractions. Lame huh? Who knows if they're gonna press criminal charges! Well..rad.

and now, a really really funny conan bit, it takes a long time to load usually, but bear with it http://www.muchosucko.com/video-conan1864baseball.html