Man, Paris Hilton has no fewer than 4 songs on her new album where the majority of the lyrics are about how hot she is.

Best 80 megs of hard drive space on my computer!

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The best improv acoustic rock band you've ever heard. Friend us on myspace!

If any of you buy a video game that isnt the excellent game Psychonauts, you have no soul.

I'm in love with a girl

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I overheard this conversation in the line at subway

Girl A: I cant concentrate yo, its hard to study
Girl B: you need to get some aderall, it helps you study AND lose weight like crazy
A: For real? how do I get some
B: just go to the doctor and be all "I cant concentrate" and he'll hook you up
A: oh aight

Fuck you if you dont like the album Warning by Green Day.

Nothin weirder than leaning that an ex girlfriend of yours is gettin married.

I'm old.

I cant believe I snuck into game 4 of the world series to watch my favorite team win the world series for the first time in 86 years!!!!!!!!!! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Now THAT was a bad night