ULTRAVIOLET IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER! Every other bad movie pales in comparison to this piece of garbage they tried to pass off as a film. I could have spent my $8.50 in far better ways, such as paying some big man to hit me repeatedly in the nut-sac with a large hammer. If the film had just been a man taking a shit on the floor for 30 minutes it ( Read more... )

Sorry folks, I'm on a real Cthulhu binge right now. I dont know, there's just something about a 10 story tall multi-dimensional, god-like, insanity inducing being that really gets my motors running. I saw Swan Lake Remix last night at me school. It was so bad that it was good. There were parts that were so riwangulous that I couldn't stop laughing ( Read more... )

Yes I do. They are somewhere on my block having sex loud enough for me to hear them. Hooray for vigorous copulation!

So... yeah. Here's Zach's Livejournal. Mmmmmmyep. This is a big step for me, for I have never kept any sort of physical record of my existence. As it stands, if I were to die in some tragic accident (one that most likely will involve having WAY too much fun) there would be nothing to prove that I actually existed except for a scant few hideous ( Read more... )