Why are online people so fucked up?

[phoenix924]

Iffgirl47: hey
TheMatt924: hi, do I know you?
Iffgirl47: remember me sexy
TheMatt924: can't say that I do, sexy...
TheMatt924: what a coincidence though
TheMatt924: sexy is my middle name
Iffgirl47: really
Iffgirl47: oo
Iffgirl47: i forgot where do you go to school
TheMatt924: yup
Iffgirl47: o so you go to YUP University?
TheMatt924: you got it

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[nightchaser]

SeductiveDrow: hi there
Iffgirl47: hi
SeductiveDrow: how are ya?
Iffgirl47: fine
SeductiveDrow: i haven't seen you in forever
Iffgirl47: same here
Iffgirl47: sorry i dont remember your name
SeductiveDrow: that's okay, i'm sure it will come to you
SeductiveDrow: hehe
SeductiveDrow: you're so silly
SeductiveDrow: i can't believe you cut your hair
SeductiveDrow: i've gotten a new cell number since the last time we talked though, my new number is 401-368-3086
SeductiveDrow: my brother Ryan sometimes uses it so if he answers just ask for me
Iffgirl47: brb

[torn22]

TheMatt924: you type like a very fat girl

aaaahahahahahahahaha.
That just made my night, for sure.
What a stupid broad.
But atleast it was good for a chuckle:)

[risingtofall]

hahahahaha hysterical.

[warriorofthesea]

mmm...thats what my crew likes to call "Penguin Brains."

People on the net are freaky. Just recently I was offered a job as a prostitute. I laughed my ass off.