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[phoenix_blade]

If it wasn't already apparent by now, I've no intention of updating this journal again. Ever.

Have a nice life, goodbye, yadayada.

Comments

[mengus]

Is there any other place to keep with your goings on or things you write?

[phoenix_blade]

I don't write, and considering my current financial situation it's a safe bet that I won't have internet soon, either. Thanks, though.

[mengus]

All right, be well, dude.

[phoenix_blade]

I'll try. If my email's not listed on my profile, you can get in touch with me at phoenix.blade@gmail.com. Will also mail you a copy of my "get-out-of-poverty-free" novel if I ever get around to writing it.

[matrixx]

Yeah but maybe IT has intentions to update YOU! Don't be an AIM stranger. <3.

[phoenix_blade]

I always hated AIM. Even still, since your Christmas card managed to find my new address, I feel compelled to comply. Hookers and blow are a lot more expensive than an internet connection, anyway.

[matrixx]

Maybe some hookers will become wi-fi hot spots in response to developing technology. You should email me your new address so I can update my file! Due to the whole not blogging anymore thing, I didn't know you'd moved.

[nobodylkl]

I'll miss you, even though we haven't talked in forever.

[phoenix_blade]

Very true, though if you ever need to find me, just picture images of my prone half-corpse drooling on your hot tub cover and I'll no doubt be far behind.

[phoenix_blade]

"far behind" = "close at hand"

How very appropriate it is that my drunkenness currently impedes my ability to form a cogent thought.

[phoenix_blade]

NO U.

[phoenix_blade]

'Twas never meant to be, or some similarly gravitas-laden, unnecessarily formal response [here]. My choices were to come clean and state the obvious, or to traipse about with pithy self-assurance, enlightening you all about the banal non-occurrences of my daily existence. (Truthfully, the latter encompasses the whole of my journal, lookin' back.)

I chose the least offensive. I've really got nothing good to write about or I would.

[angriest_girl]

I think about you a lot. You're one of my favourite people.

[phoenix_blade]

I'm just some dumb kid, ma'am. If you ever want to get in touch, my email is phoenix.blade@gmail.com. Not sure when (if) I'll have internet again, but iffen I do you'll be the first to get a word-bomb response.