For those of you who aren't familiar with tornadoes and are hearing news coverage of this, I put together a short glossary to help you understand.

Fujita Scale: Scale used to measure wind speeds of a tornado and their severity.

F1: Laughable little string of wind unless it comes through your house, then enough to make your insurance company drop ( Read more... )

My Brother: "He has a lot of interest income."
My Sis-In-Law: "Interesting what???"

If you missed the joke, try saying it aloud.

Where was I? I've been sick (more on this later), so I actually have an excuse for not journaling lately. Let me see if I can get this into some semblance of order for you ( Read more... )

I got laid off on Friday. Hoorah.

What can I tell you? I haven't had much to say lately. And in lieu of something to say, I've opted not to clog Friends' pages with jibbering crap (well, more so than the jibbering crap I unload when I DO have something to say). But I'm feeling an extended moment of introspection and reflection, and I am moved today to write in my journal. Yay!

( Dump Your Plump Team Names )

I've been busy lately. Sorry about that. I used to write up posts at work, but lately I've actually been working so that's why I've been so quiet.
Here's the scoop...

( Mundane and Miscellaneous )

( Agoraphobia )

Last night's dream ( Read more... )

( Preface )

( HOLY SHIT )