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phoenixredux

3.14 reasons to love today...

Mar 14, 2007 13:01

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soylentmean March 14 2007, 18:05:57 UTC

FYI, I'm "soylentmean", not "soylent_mean". :)

phoenixredux March 14 2007, 18:09:12 UTC

Oops! Of course you are. I was confused by the url of that pic.

soylentmean March 14 2007, 18:34:13 UTC

You have an icon for everything, I love it. :)

phoenixredux March 14 2007, 18:38:05 UTC

It's true. Mostly because LJ is one of my primary methods of communication.

fleur March 14 2007, 18:39:03 UTC

Steak and blowjob day?

phoenixredux March 14 2007, 18:42:14 UTC

Yup. Steak and bj day. It's as simple as it sounds. :)

foxsong March 15 2007, 03:39:23 UTC

Doggone! I didn't give my Master his steak!!! ;-)

phoenixredux March 15 2007, 03:52:16 UTC

Well, I'm not sure that the steak is the important half of "steak & blowjob day". :D

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damncutekitty March 14 2007, 19:15:11 UTC

When I was seven years old I was OBSESSED with dinosaurs. I wanted to be a palientologist when I grew up. One night my mom and I were reading the Bible (we would read a little every night) and I realized that the creation story didn't mention dinosaurs. My dinosaur books said the world was billions of years old and dinosaurs came millions of years before people and this was just not making sense in my seven year old head. So I asked my mom "what about dinosaurs?" and my mom told me that maybe Satan put the dinosaur bones in the ground to test out faith. I kinda lost interest in dinoasaurs after that, ya know, since they were tools of the devil and all.

phoenixredux March 14 2007, 19:29:11 UTC

That's funny - I asked my mom (a former nun) the same thing about dinosaurs, and she told me that not everything in the Bible was LITERALLY true - that it was a book of parables to teach ethics, that the Garden of Eden was just one of many Creation stories, and that Science was how we understand the Earth, but the Bible is how we understand Faith and God. It's funny, but that's what they actually taught her in the convent.

Really, that's a pretty elaborate ruse, even for Satan, don't you think? I'll bet that, given an eternity, I could think of dozens of better ways to test faith than sprinkling dinosaur bones all over South Dakota and waiting for a few people dig them up.

damncutekitty March 14 2007, 19:39:16 UTC

"Really, that's a pretty elaborate ruse, even for Satan, don't you think?"

I was raised to never underestimate the power of Satan for he will stop at nothing to get your soul.

the Staff Meeting from Hell... phoenixredux March 14 2007, 20:07:07 UTC

Can you imagine the Staff Meeting in Hell when they came up with that ( ... )

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giddykiwi March 14 2007, 20:35:58 UTC

Steak & Blowjob Day

Best. Day. Evah.

I'm just sayin'...

phoenixredux March 14 2007, 20:46:12 UTC

I might agree if I weren't (sadly) celebrating it alone. Somehow, "Grilled Cheese and Jerking-off Day" just doesn't have the same ring.

Wow. I really DO have icons for everything. :)

malefica_v March 15 2007, 02:57:27 UTC

So, you got no pie today, eh?

phoenixredux March 15 2007, 03:00:55 UTC

No. No pie for me. I didn't even have any steak.

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foxsong March 15 2007, 03:37:43 UTC

Rolling. Rolling. Ro-o-o-ol-l-lling OTFL !!!!!!!!