... is there anybody out there?

fuck my hogmeat.

I'm not feeling creative enough to even say anything goofy. Sorry.

I mean it. I'll fight any fucking one of you. With my fists. So... take that. You bastards.

no longer am I ridiculously horny. In fact, I am beginning to find it harder and harder to find anyone attractive yet again. I'm not sure at this point I WANT to have sex with anyone. Of course, as known by many, if there is sex to be had, I will be having it. I'll never pass up an oppurtunity for sex, but I'm deffinitely not putting any effort out ( Read more... )

I am ridiculously horny. I mean, I would fuck a chicken breast if I could afford to buy a chicken breast.

GUH!

I have a bee-yootiful cock.

Seriously. It's awesome.

I once found an acorn shaped like Harriet Tubman.

That is all.

"Go Freedom train, go!"

I'm like a ninja and shit... I stalk like corn... I'll kill your mother's fat ass in one fell swipe like a credit card and shit... TAKE IT!

EAT MY DUNGCORN!

when the world preys on sunflowers
and cheese is all there is
you'll find yourself alone
and drinking lots of Jizz.

dung for all and dung for none
just don't take my honey bun
it attracts the bees
with pollen and a sneeze
just don't kill my lovely mourning sun.

DONG!

I wish I could suck my own cock.