Check this out. Right now it is 11:19 PM on July 16, 2006. My birthday is in about 40 minutes. BUT. Big but. Oprah Winfrey but. I'm running on Central Time here in Chicago. Running on the time I was born in, it is my birthday right now. This means I turned twenty on July 16, instead of the 17. I think. I'm still a little confused, but this seems to ( Read more... )

Ok. Who wants a challenge? Try picking your five most favorite Lawrence Arms songs. They don't have to be in order because I realize that would be impossible, but your top five. Go. (And obviously 'Introduction (The Ramblin' Boys of Pleasure Sing the Hobo Clown Chorus)' and 'Outro (Hobo Reprise)' are excluded from this little exercise because they ( Read more... )

What's the stupidest thing you've done this week? Think hard. I garuntee I can top it. Kevin thought he could beat me by lighting his hair on fire while attempting to light his eyebrow piercing on fire but he couldn't. (Well, maybe we tied...) Ben though he could top me by being Polish. Brian even went so far as to drink a lot of rum and pass out ( Read more... )

I've always wondered what the hell was so special about many things that preppy assholes love so much. Included on this list were wearing cowboy hats and driving SUVs. I now understand what the hell is so special about cowboy hats and SUVs. On Sunday, Joe drove Kevin, LJ, and I around in the Hengholds Cadillac Escilade while we listened to NOFX, ( Read more... )

Call me a bleeding heart liberal if you want. Call me a pussy who's afraid of a fight. Call me whatever you want. Our country is doing a terrible thing right now ( Read more... )

Today was a good day. Today I bought tickets to see Streetlight Manifesto. Today I skipped my last Film Survey class to go to the Mad Caddies show.

I gotta say, I rock pretty hard.

Today I was called a handsome rascal by an eighty year old black woman who has no legs and smokes pot. We watched Maurie together for a few minutes. Top that.

Newsflash: Don't listen when I say I've decided to do this or that in college and for the rest of my life. I change every other week. I believe teacher, drug counselor, cop, and writer have all been stated by me at some point in the past year as the career path I will definitely be pursuing. I'm not really interested in those anymore though. Huge ( Read more... )

Tonight was the third night in a row that I have come home smelling like a fire. Fuck yeah for good weather finally arriving.

This year summer I'll not to drink so much.
This year summer I'll try to stand up straight.
This year summer let's live like we've never lived before.
This is our year summer for sure ( Read more... )

I submit to the few readers of my journal that Audrey Hepburn is the most beautiful woman of ever:

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