My new Rammstein album arrived in the mail from England yesterday.. Rosenrot, for those who didn't even know they had a new release. It is so much better than Reise, Reise!.. it's a throwback to the old days, sort of. Mostly guitars and drums and bass and keyboards.. like their best stuff always was.. but it's a slower-paced album that manages to ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I whacked Whitney before she did anything and she asked me, "Why did you do that?" I replied with, "'Cause I think I'm Bush. It's called a pre-emptive strike ( Read more... )

A few nights ago, I was having weird dream after weird dream. There was this one I remembered vividly for a few minutes after waking up.. I'd lost my job, but it wasn't the job I have. I was working with this creepy guy who looked like a cross between Nosferatu and the thing from Jeepers Creepers, who was a professional photographer, and somehow I ( Read more... )

"I had another date last night. Her ad said that she has a lot of personality."

"Uh huh. So I guess this means she was ugly?"

Surprisingly, she was somewhat attractive. Her ad was accurate... she had lots of personality."

...

"Unfortunately, I got to see all seven of her personalities before the date was over."

I left those cologne samples in my bedroom and now my entire room smells like Hummer2 cologne. Oi ( Read more... )

Sigh.. my half-brother, Tim, has always been one of the people who tries to fit in. In high school, he tried really damned hard to conform, but was too hefty to really ever fit in, and just got picked on for his lameness. He failed try-outs for football. He always bought a stereo system that was a step up above from what the neighbors had.. even if ( Read more... )

I'm amused this morning.. har. I've been saying for years now how shitty GM is, and there're still some supports of American products (some of the elderly people refuse to buy imports due to WW2, but this goes outside of that) since they feel that it's as good of a product, if not better, than Japanese imports. Granted, domestics are a lot better ( Read more... )

I was going through my junk mail, as I rarely do, and found this gem ( Read more... )

Okay, so yea, I have to listen to WABB all day at work, and inevitably after about 15 months of listening to, I had to hear a song I didn't hate right? Sigh. So, I like the new Madonna single.. god damn if I didn't sink low this time. .. She still looks hella hot, though ( Read more... )

So I broke down and bought the new Rammstein album.. with any luck, it'll arrive here before the domestic release next Tuesday. I seem to recall Reise, Reise! was also released on a Tuesday.. but I can't wait. Besides, I'll have an authentic Rammstein import. I should've ordered it last month, but.. I was a little behind the ball. The reviews say ( Read more... )