It's a bad sign when the govenrment won't let you own a firearm because you're a phelon..... and you're glad cause you know you'd use the damn thing ( Read more... )

Jesus fuck me christ. When it rains it fucking typhoons shit. I'll explain later.

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PROF X: I assume you're wondering why I called you all here today ( Read more... )

( WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! )

Myspace: The Movie

On death. Death is a funny thing. It's like magic. We're here. Then poof. We're gone. Imagine what it was like for the first organism to experience death. The amoeba. He must've been like, "Oh shit! Oh shit! I'm... fading away! What the hell is this sensation!? Aaauughhh! Oh Amoeba God, make it stop!" And then, after a fierce protoplasmic death ( Read more... )

( And Sean was born... )

Soooooo...... I GOT A CAR!!!!! Better yet... I got MY CAR ( Read more... )