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[phredrlh212]

I feel that you need to know your good friend, Rachel Heasley, has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You'll probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker clinic.

I don't know that any of you will get this reference, but it is nevertheless true and sad proof that I am a giant fatty.

Yours,Rachel

Comments

[lemontree____]

PAHAHAHAHAHA. also, best reference EVER.

[cmonletsdisco]

hahahahahaha.

okay, but was it at least good cake? not, like . . . carrot cake? because that would just be sad.

[phredrlh212]

No. No, it was not good cake. That's why it was in the trash can in the first place. It was storebought, with the gross storebought icing. And it wasn't even yellow, it was like this sad beige color. Definitely BAD CAKE.