I feel that you need to know your good friend, Rachel Heasley, has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You'll probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker clinic.
I don't know that any of you will get this reference, but it is nevertheless true and sad proof that I am a giant fatty.
sometimes i feel like i can't handle my protein. i go and eat with my "friends" here at brown, but all i end up getting is a bagel and the occasional spicy black bean burger. can you guys help?!