i spent the weekend in palatka with alex and marc. motocross is great.
where is palatka you ask?
drive 5 hours north, make a left at butt fuck egypt, and peek behind the abandoned trailer.
you'll find it.
it was a bonding experience, and i enjoyed every goddamn second of it ( Read more... )

i feel alone
and upset--
with myself,
mostly.

time for some real change.

there will be better wednesdays

edit: ok, so this made my day better....

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eesh... so it's 2006 ( Read more... )

I resolve...

-To take dance classes.
-To earn 1,000$+ before June.
-To be more studious, and waste less time (and god willing, get better grades as a result).
-To be a better son, brother and friend.
-To actively investigate prospective college oppourtunities.
-To take guitar lessons.... even if I suck.

Lastly, but most importantly,
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Orlando was pretty gnarly ( Read more... )

There's nothing quite as romantic as a cold, clear night.
At least not in my book.

This one went to waste, but I only get so many... and I'll be damned if I don't get a real kiss during one of them.
Or some real eggnog.

...Or both at the same time! but that could get messy.

The city of key biscayne now recognizes me as an attempted kidnapper.

so i was sitting i chemistry today
reminiscing about my life on the weekends
when i realized

The Holy Grail of our generation is the Red Plastic Cup.

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i'm always telling alex my spontaneous ideas to make the world a better place
and all he ever tells me is "stop trying to reinvent the wheel, phil".

well maybe i wasn't planning on reinventing the WHEEL, retard.
maybe i want to reinvent the loofa.

gatdamn.