Whatever it is, I'm sure it must include the following:
-Not much of a life
-High tolerance for being hung up on a lot
-Not a whole lot of brains
-Heartless guts to give me a call every once in a while, like once in every two years, in hopes that I'll buy their product and not send it back, so I can make them feel better about a dumb yet honest
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