Take the Qusay and Uday Test!

[phthisis]

If you were killed in a shootout with federal authorities, the military, or a crazed pack of Hatebreed fans angry about your preference for Throwdown, what would they find in your suitcase

Comments

Well ...

[throwingstardna]

In my bag, they would find:

1. Digital camera.
   
2. Palm Pilot.
   
3. Cell phone.
   
4. Toothbrush & toothpaste
   
5. Checkbook.
   
6. Half a bag of chips.
   
7. The Dirt: The Autobiography of Motley Crüe

Re: Well ...

[phthisis]

Your items are so staid. (Well, the Crue autobiography is interesting.) I had guessed an Earth Crisis T-shirt, a Sig Sauer P210, and a pouch of vegan soy jerky!

BOO YEAH!

Handguns are illegal in NYC

[throwingstardna]

I am a law-abiding citizen.

and I aim to -- well, I don't aim for much really.

[axiomatic1]

-a bus pass
-a Vonnegut book
-camera (35mm motherfuckers)
-a discman with, what else? Beyond Repair on repeat

Re: and I aim to -- well, I don't aim for much really.

[phthisis]

Sensible, economic. Is your room really clean?

Re: and I aim to -- well, I don't aim for much really.

[axiomatic1]

absolutely not. It's strewn with cash, sex toys, viagra, and a condom. Just one. More than one is a little bulky, you know?

Re: and I aim to -- well, I don't aim for much really.

[phthisis]

Magnum XL or Lifestyles Large?

[buske_dna]

- iPod
- Cellphone
- House / car keys
- Various fanzines
- Crossword puzzle book
- New York City subway and street guide
- Various sized markers, pens and pencils
- Job applicatons that I never dropped off

Depending on where/when I'm going this is a small load. I've been known to also tote sneakers, sandals, sweatshirts, t-shirts, CD's, and various illegal weapons.

[phthisis]

What is a Nalgene bottle? I mean, it seems like it's a special plastic. But what are its properties?

[supresmooth]

In my suitcase('cause you know me, always read for a trip?) . . .

+ cell phone
+ lighters
+ pocket knife
+ Chapstick brand lip balm
+ The Book - little black book of random crap
+ a drawing book
+ maps
+ pens, pencils, markers, crayons
+ a spare pair of socks
+ bottle of water