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phthisis

Take the Qusay and Uday Test!

Jul 30, 2003 17:34

If you were killed in a shootout with federal authorities, the military, or a crazed pack of Hatebreed fans angry about your preference for Throwdown, what would they find in your suitcase ( Read more... )

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fuckingwretched July 30 2003, 22:26:39 UTC

Digital Camera
Noam Chomsky - Understanding Power: The Indispensable Chomsky
Sony MiniDisc
Leopard print purse
Hair stuff
Cell Phone
Micro Recorder
Rubbish like wrappers and dockets

hmmm.... ex_xdawnx643 July 30 2003, 22:29:38 UTC

Most likely:
1. a zip-lock bag of yogurt & apple biscotti dog treats
2. my digital camera
3. an iPod
4.A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle
5. two tickets to Bjork
6. apple cinnamon rice cakes
7. Warm Vanilla Sugar lip gloss
8. A photo of Cillian Murphy I ripped out of a magazine at Barnes & Noble

Re: hmmm.... phthisis July 30 2003, 22:34:22 UTC

"a zip-lock bag of yogurt & apple biscotti dog treats"

You've got one happy, gourmet dog. (Or more.)

I could google him, but it's more interesting learning from you: who is Cillian Murphy?

Re: hmmm.... xxchristiexx July 31 2003, 03:01:45 UTC

only the most beautiful man on earth. hes in 28 days later.

Re: hmmm.... ex_xdawnx643 July 31 2003, 07:44:07 UTC

Cillian Murphy is an actor...or as I like to call him "my future baby daddy"

princezznono July 30 2003, 22:31:26 UTC

-Crossword puzzle book
-Toothbrush and paste
-"The Murder Book" by John Kellerman
-toiletries
-TONS of shoes

31seel July 30 2003, 22:40:10 UTC

Books dealing with Stoicism, Evola, Guenon, Nietzsche, Heidigger, &/or Spengler
The Tao Teh King, I Khing, &/or other Asian Philosophies
Liber AL vel Legis by Aleister Crowley
Some other Book on Magick by Crowley
Various printouts detailing metaphysical & spiritual practices
Notes on any of the above in my own hand
My Keys
My Divorce Paperwork
Paperwork dealing with my Children (Custody, Medical, etc)
CD's containing MP3's from my music collection (of which I own the original CD's, I might add)

* Damn, no wonder my bag is so damn heavy.

phthisis July 31 2003, 03:53:10 UTC

Sir Richard Francis Burton was cooler than Crowley.

31seel July 31 2003, 04:12:59 UTC

That is rather like saying that an apple is cooler than an orange -- or is there some secret school of occultism which Burton founded.

phthisis August 1 2003, 00:17:38 UTC

I might have made a mistake. Was Crowley a polymath and polyglot?

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feath July 30 2003, 23:16:08 UTC

A Koran. Beads. Cigarettes and lighter. Asmthma inhailer. Many pens. A pad with several cryptic notes writen on strange subjects, like dolphin hunting habits and nonhuman subculture weaving techniques. A day diary, with notations such as 'meeting with madcow for killing stratagy' 'see spider for shooting' 'check cemitary for angels' 'kill tisit'
bank book. coin purse. chewing gum. several old recipts for: movie rentals, food purchases, parking ticket, DIY.

Governements would have a field day. In fact -- they have.