Take the Qusay and Uday Test!

[phthisis]

If you were killed in a shootout with federal authorities, the military, or a crazed pack of Hatebreed fans angry about your preference for Throwdown, what would they find in your suitcase

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[steph5628]

*Tons of concert stubs/remnants of plane tickets
*A family picture, and pictures of my closest friends
*"Asa as I Knew Him" by Susana Kaysen
*Burt's Bees lip balm
*Cigarettes and my Bettie Page zippo
*Cell phone
*A Volcom or Adidas hooded sweatshirt
*Tampons
*People magazine, Cosmo, Maxim, or all three

[shermel]

In my bag:
A notebook.
Felt tip pen
An out of date cheque
chocolate wrapper
lip balm
a few boiled sweets
a spare pair of socks
a spare pair of knickers
a few hair elastics
my mobile phone
a packet of cup a soup
a packet of hot chocolate
my purse with no money in it :(

[phthisis]

What is a boiled sweet?

[shermel]

A boiled sweet?

Well it's a hard sweet. Usually made of sugar and water, sometimes fruit. Good for sucking on 'cos they last ages. I'm trying to think of a brand you might have over there but I cant, sorry.

[phthisis]

All of our candy is crap. You're in the UK?

[greeneyed_devil]

thongs
white socks
AA batteries
a James Patterson novel
retractable night stick
tampons
camera

[iamfalling]

Ya don't know me, but this is an intriguing question, and since I'm actually packed right now for a trip to Vegas and I do plan on running amok...

My journal. Different colored pens, one for each day of the week. Extra batteries for my watch-camera and CD player. A disposable camera. Two black "wifebeaters". Tank Girl t-shirt. Pair of black cargo pants. Pair of denim capris. Cute panties and bras, just in case my celibacy run decides to go away suddenly. CD wallet. Discman. "American Gods" by Neil Gaiman, so that I can re-read it a fifth time. Glasses case. Assorted toiletries.

[phthisis]

The forensic pathologist is gonna love you.

[iamfalling]

Yeah, I think it's the Neil Gaiman book that's going to make them worry... either that or my obsessive-compulsive behavior with those colored pens ;)

[phthisis]

No, it's the fact that you're providing him with several outfits to dress you up in.

[phthisis]

Pears are dope. I had forgotten how much I like them.

[phthisis]

Never heard of that one. Sounds like Diallo, but Diallo didn't have a pear...