Disclaimer: All characters within this story do not belong to the author. They belong to the BBC. Dangit.

Author's Note: Well, this is as crack-ish as I ever got. It's probably kind of a lot bad, because I wrote it after waking up at four in the morning thinking about booty calls. I must say I do like the title. I'm going to start a rap group ( Read more... )

After watching the most recent episode of Merlin, all I could think was...( SPOILERS )

Aaaaaah! Everybody! I just won the Merlin season 1 DVD set from the SyFy sweepstakes! OMG. I've never won anything in my LIIIIFE.

True, it isn't the scarf and the script that I wanted so badly. And true, I already HAVE the DVDs. BUT GAWD. I WON SOMETHING.

AND IT'S MERLIN RELATED. WAT.

IDK what to do with this extra set. I briefly considered selling ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: Nope, not mine, no way. I'm not the BBC, are you the BBC?

Author: phunkthisnoise

Author's Note: I've got quite a few little drabbles that I've posted over on FF.net. I've decided to start posting them here. Here are the first few.

Rating: PG

Warnings: None for these ones, unless you haven't seen season 2 yet. Then there's spoilers.

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( Pet Names )

OMG. SO. RECENTLY SOME SPOILERS CAME OUT FOR MERLIN. SOME SPOILERY SPOILERS THAT I WON'T GO INTO DETAIL ON.

AND MY INNER (mumblemumble) (edited in case it's TOO spoilery) SHIPPER IS CRYING. SO. HARD.

SO. SO. SO HARD.

-is ded- Plz wake me up when Merlin s. 4 airs, thx. I think I'm skipping this season.


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I'm writing a fic where Merlin and Arthur communicate via e-mail, IM, etc. And I can't think of ANY screen names, and it's KILLING me.

I would greatly appreciate any suggestions. Plz&thx.

Also, random icons after cut, because I can.

( ICONS. Because I can. )

I attempt to draw Justin Bieber.

My cousins did, as well. I'll post our attempts and the original picture after cut.

( Click if you have a death wish! (No really, the last one will hurt.) )

OMG NEW PHONE YAY! I love my new phonr, because now I can have SMUT ON THE GOOOOO! I am posting this from my phone, it's a little hard beause I'm not used to this keyboard.

Post from mobile portal m.livejournal.com

OH GOD. OH GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.

I have never, EVER written something like this. I don't even...I have no idea...-hangs head in shame-

Warnings: dub-con, age difference, spanking, bondage, dark!Merlin (kinda)

Posted here on kinkme_merlin  for this prompt.

ANOTHER WARNING: IT'S EFFING Merlin/UTHER. WAT.

Yah. Sorry. GAWD. And it's nc-17.

SO. I WROTE. Angst. Which is so unlike me. Because normally I think I suck so hard at angst. BUT. I think this angst is alright.

Title: Waiting

Disclaimer: Nope, not mine, no way. I'm not the BBC, are you the BBC?

Rating: PG-13

Author's Note: This fic was inspired by this picture over on Deviantart by arid_hugs.

EDIT: Picture can also be found ( Read more... )