After today, this arbitrary day, I'm glad to repeal nearly every complaint I've made ( Read more... )

I can't describe what today's been like. Maybe that'll come later. I woke up this morning, went to work, and then got a text from Aunt Diane. "grandma dead" it spelled. First moment of shock. I called her, she told me she died, then said she'd call back. I called ten minutes later, then Aunt Diane explained that my grandmother took her .22 rifle ( Read more... )

If I had 6 things to admit, I'd have a dozen things to regret.

Hi, I'm fickle.

Maximize pleasure, minimize pain ( Read more... )

I'm sick and fucking tired of feeling this way. I'm fucking tired of feeling homeless, tired of feeling penniless, tired of feeling unemployed, tired of feeling unprogressive, unimaginative, and uncreative ( Read more... )

The last week has proved a little bit difficult. This situation that I've gotten myself into is requiring me to make several specific lifestyle changes, all because of money and no transportation ( Read more... )

It's over!

I am in complete and indescribable awe of how I'm being described by this... test. What in the fuck has gone on with me? I can't even get into this... The way I am being explained is just too fucking accurate ( Read more... )

Holy balls. Un. Fucking. Real.

YESSS! YESSSS! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Obviously, there are some things wrong here, but it's mostly accurate. Some of what it says is just too goddamn impossible (I can't fucking read minds).


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