... shirts and sports ...

[physixxx]

Title: ... shirts and sports ...
Author: Ian Anon (physixxx)
Pairing: H/D
Summary: Never take a whinger to a Muggle sports game. Ever!
Warnings: Excessive whingeing.
Author's Note: Written for AWDT
Prompt: "Old People Can't Drive Very Well."
Word Count: 391

beta'd by Lisa because dammit(!)... it needed it! Thanks Lisa!!!

Comments

[chaeldub]

Damn, you didn't mess about. You had yours posted before I had even woken up and read the prompt.

May I say, while I found the whole fic extremely humorous, the last line killed me ded. I love the small pause then Malfoy drooling over Becks... priceless. Which inspired me to go write non-canon fluff myself, which I have only just found out I can do. Yayes for me.

p.s. Yayes for your Draco saying Pure dreck,innit? - GOAL!

[physixxx]

Which inspired me to go write non-canon fluff myself, which I have only just found out I can do.

oooh, link me!! link me link me link me!!!

p.s. Yayes for your Draco saying Pure dreck,innit? - GOAL!

:giggles:

[grey_hunter]

Harry should take out Draco to a sumo competition. No shirts either. *whistles*

[grey_hunter]

:giggles:

[physixxx]

that was me, by the way

[smoo_001]

*laughs* cute. this was a hard prompt.

[physixxx]

Yeah, I tried to let it inspire me for the next Shells of Men chapter, but ... haha ... there was no way. But I'm glad you liked this, tho.

[smoo_001]

Ah, I was looking for the link to that story. Oh, do you mind if I friend you?

*scuttles off to read* so much for doing research tonight.

[smoo_001]

Yeah I just realised I already have you friended. I don't know what is wrong with me, really.

[luci0logy]

There you go, all Draco needed was the right motivation. *G* What does drek mean? I have Becks' autograph, he's such a sweetie & hot too.

[physixxx]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=drek
i heard it on BBC's ED VS SPENCER and had to use it!

i have musician-beck's autograph... but i wouldn't mind beckham's...

[luci0logy]

Insulation is not the most fascinating subject for a group of challenging boys, so to motivate them I got them to design a new light-weight winter jacket for Becks and test which filling was the most suitable.

I sent the best designs to Manchester United and a couple of weeks later he very graciously responded & sent everyone his autograph. *loves him*

[physixxx]

that was cool of him! i like celebs who take time to do that.

[nocturnali]

Yay, what fun!
Draco at a muggle soccer game.

...but it’s been almost an hour and not one of them have scored!
And this is why we love AFL. Well, that and the tight shirts, short shorts and pure slashiness of the sport.

[nocturnali]

Thank you for taking part by the way. ;)

[physixxx]

no prob!