No more posts for me, I think. I'll be here exclusively from now on.

I moved to Nebraska.

The population of this town is 470; not including livestock.

Everybody here asks why I would choose to move to this town in particular, and I tell them the truth:

I ran out of gas.

I made $150 this weekend by sitting in a room with a stroke victim.

I'm in DC now. It feels about right. Kinda.

Guess I'll stay here awhile.

I'm gonna miss the road.

I ran over a squirrel in Utah.

I'll always remember him as frantic, and indecisive.

Ah, nothing like a lazy Tuesday afternoon in Huntington, West Virginia.

This place is giving me acne on my neck.