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Kurt Vonnegut is too deep for me
"Then he thought about what Bill himself might want. It was easy to guess. 'Bill,' he said, 'I like you so much, and I am such a big shot in the Universe, that I will make your three biggest wishes come true.' He opened the door of the cage, something Bill couldn't have done in a thousand years ( Read more... ) -
orz
I'm not cool enough to use orz but HOLY SHIT MLA MAKES ME WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF. Seriously, it's not even that fucking hard of an assignment, but after not having to do homework for uh forever having to do a fucking works cited list is fucking killing me. Especially because it's so goddamn uneccesary for this assignment. IT'S A FIVE FACT ( Read more... ) -
As facebook would say...
This has to stop XD; No but seriously T___________T So everyone I've asked about it has just been like "he probably just didn't want to worry you :D" but...I mean it's not like he's just been like "what, no, I'm fine 8DD Don't worry!" he's been saying "I'm fine. No seriously, it's a Ralph Lauren joke." And then calling me stubborn every fucking ( Read more... ) -
All the douchebags please bag off~
Break it down Lillian.
So some shitty author whose name I can't remember (it was probably Graham Greene, that fascist mofo) said something to the extent of "it's always painful realizing we mean less to someone than someone means to us." I think that's really really really really really (really) nauseatingly true. -
ねぇ、私安かないよ〜♪♪♪♪♪
Balls, I said I was going to go to sleep really early tonight D: Oh noes. So today I really didn't want to go to work. Like at all. But then it ended up being so fun omg TAT/ I love Ashley and Lauren sooooo much, they're so nice. And I opened a credit card so now I don't have to freak out all this week :D And I think I'm going to go back and buy a ( Read more... ) -
Did I say band those two times? I meant "collective".
"Bomb the Music Industry! would love to play a show. We would require gas money and probably a little bit extra so we can afford to keep our van. Originally the plan was to only ask for gas money and bring a receipt to every show until I realized that bands do incur slight expenses. Communism works on paper but does not work on the internet ( Read more... )
