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I'm looking for sex and love, but probably not with you. Sexy gays are lecherous, egocentric, and obvious; noble gays are taken, plain, or remote; and the homely, ignoble majority solicits me overwhelmingly. While abstinence is a real drag, I don't appreciate getting hit on by grossly unsuitable jackanapeses. So please keep reading. Because I don't ( Read more... )

Timmy...

As agreed, I'll give you these directions from 295, which highway you know how to find from the Attleboro train station. Now, I don't do exit numbers, and I suck at street names, so we're gonna do this via landmarks. Pay attention.

So it's 295 to the 146 north exit. At the end of that exit, or shortly thereafter, you're going to come to a ( Read more... )

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They hatched a plan. They would cook up all of the worst shit and feed it ( Read more... )