America's Cankle Crisis

[picard42]

People have been complaining for decades about the declining journalistic standards of the American media.

I've never really cared enough about this to worry about it until about five minutes ago, when I noticed one of CNN's top stories:

"Do You Have Cankles?"

Comments

[slanderouspanic]

What the fuck is a cankle and why should I care?

[recharge138]

When you're so fat your ankles and calves are one gelatinous blob.

[slanderouspanic]

And people really don't have anything better to talk about on the news?

[xsr]

Well, do you?

[obsequiosity]

Cankles don't really exist, they're just a left-wing conspiracy.

--Obs, If they were real, Fox News would have done a special by now.

[picard42]

Are you saying that Glenn Beck has cankles?

[gigerlicious]

I thought Glenn Beck was a cankle.