I have been married for six months...can we just go out and call it my bachelorette party since it is obviously not going to happen?

Dear universe- go fuck yourself.

Love,
Alex

I just listened to a podcast about how there is a possibility that some women have a g-spot and some don't and almost put up a status update on Facebook about how I do but realized that would be wholly inappropriate so I posted here instead.

I've decided that it is fitting.

I just got a text from Danny letting me know that the kitchen needs to be cleaned. I don't get off work for two hours. What am I supposed to do about that dear? Seriously! You don't make enough for me to stay home. Clean the damn kitchen yourself!

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/lgl/2002085459.html

This person is trying to hire someone to walk on them in high heels right?

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Fuck you and your untouchable face, fuck you for existing in the first place.

I am on the train and just realized that my shirt is inside out..it is going to be that kind of day.

I had a dream that Dan Griffin decided that he didn't want to marry Rachel and didn't get why she was so angry. So I told him that I dreamt that he is a jerk and woke up and he was still a jerk. He liked that.

Bah...too much posting maybe but I just wanted to articulate that I feel left behind with regards to employment. Left behind is really how to phrase it.