...Penis Envy. Apprenlty Frued says that every female, from the ages of about 2-5, has a subconsciouss desire for a penis. This desire causes them to hate their mother for biologically castrating them (subconsciously once again lol). They want a penis because they have a sexual attraction to their mother and they realize that having a penis is the ( Read more... )

http://www.savelivesinmay.com/

figures my bday gets ruined by a stupid mass-fatality natural disaster event =/

Things are looking up for ol Derek :D

1) Both WaldenBooks and Disney called me back
2) I got my summer school paaaaaaaid
3) I'm eating the most delicious french toast sticks
4) I'm learning Spanish uno momento at a time ;)

Theres only one thing missing....*puts on giant Alf costume*
there it is!

I don't really understand. I really am a nice guy.

A movie is coming out this year called World Trade Center. Now, I know this isn't what is going to happen, but what if this historical disaster movie went the way of such others as Titanic and Pearl Harbor and focused more on a love story with the disaster as merely the setting. Well, let me take you on a journey :D

DEREKS LAND OF WHAT IFS: The ( Read more... )

Best and weirdest night ever and it didn't even start until midnight. It's nice to meet new friends. It's also fun to still be finding silly string in every oraphus of my body!

Heres a list of promises I made:
I promise to never eat dry cereal and then chase it with milk.
I promise to never start collecting beanie babies for the first time.
I ( Read more... )

http://www.eclipse.org.uk/eclipse/0422014/

this is the next time florida will see an eclipse :/
October 23rd 2014

I saw a news report that says there was an eclipse today. I don't remember ever seeing one so I got excited and looked up the eclipse' path. Well, it's only ( Read more... )

Sometimes funny shows get cancelled : /

Not to worry though! I'm not going to sit here and wait around for the next hilarious show. I'm gonna write one.
"But Derek, who will star in such a show? Surely not Gary Busey."
Who, you ask? Well none other than Gary Busey


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My Gob icon > yours.

you know who you are!

I'm not really sure if I should do Creative Writing as my major. It sounds like a lot of fun and I think i'd enjoy it the most but i'm not sure I have what it takes. I always get side-tracked when trying to write a story and everything ends up going crazy. Here, lemme show you. This is a story I wrote at work today.

-DerekI never considered myself ( Read more... )