lol at the end of Flavor of Love, the girl has to marry flava-flav! hahaha i'm watching it as I type and the girl who didn't get picked is crying because she couldn't be married to the closest human resembelance to a cockroach. This is the greatest show ever. Flava-flav is wearing the sweetest pink tux right now. lol I wonder if that girl that he ( Read more... )

Whoever you are that made my friends page all long so I have to scroll over to see it all, you are a jerk!

Okay so today I realized how little ambition I have in my life. I know I should care about being successful a being able to provide for whatever family I have and blah blah whatever...but I don't care. I don't care at all. I call in sick for work, i'll cut corners in school like crazy (as you can see.), and I confuse people by using misleading ( Read more... )

I've gotten so many requests from people asking me to rewrite the theme songs of a lot of their favorite shows. Well FINE! I finally broke down and did a couple. This is going to happen often though! You know who you are. Now you can stop bugging me.

Dog the Bounty Hunter
Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog ( Read more... )

Oprah agrees with Dr. Robin, adding that the couple's decision to hire a stripper can send mixed messages to their sons. "I know what you want-as a good person-are sons who are kind and respectful toward women," says Oprah. "To do that, you want to raise men to have relationships with women-not to feel that you can just go out and get yourself a ( Read more... )

I have no control over the things that I want in life right now. it's actually really frustrating when you realize that nothing you can do can make things come up in your favor.

And what a brilliant way to go out. I can't put into words what a great finale that was. I guess it sounds kinda dorky to get this into a television show but I can honestly say that this is my favorite show of all time. I wish this wasn't the end but....gah, what a brilliant ending if it was. I'd be almost satisfied.

Goodbye!!!

ps you might have to have seen the show to think this is remotely funny!

Ukalalie theme song

Narrator: Michael Bluth had just come home from a refreshing bike ride, but little did he know what he was coming home to.

Michael walks into the living room of the model home to find Lindsey sprawled across the couch, apparently dead with multiple stab ( Read more... )

Lemme start with a quote from The Stranger ( Read more... )

I lost my phone and never memorized anyones number! So if anyone wants to call me, my house number is the way to go. 4072492341!