This is hilarious ( Read more... )

The funniest email i have ever received ( Read more... )

Boo

I am still alive (just).

hmm ( Read more... )

was just walking back from town with some friends as we went out for a birthday meal, and as was crossing a road, someone threw a cucumber at me... hit my right cheek, and was actually really painful, as had been thrown pretty hard. what sort of a**hole does that? that's why i never normally go out on saturday nights... *sigh ( Read more... )

Jean de LA FONTAINE

Le Chêne et le RoseauLe Chêne un jour dit au Roseau ( Read more... )

i think im going mad... but i cant seem to stop ( Read more... )

wwwwwwhhhheeeeeeeee... just had free formal sponsored by ubs! really good fun! and free wine too. but anyways... need to do my maths assessed exercise. im hoping the level of alochol in my blood will help to clarify excel solver etc. etc ( Read more... )

Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence ( Read more... )

hmm... i am so bored i am actually going to update my lj! lol... going home tomorrow. v excited; just cant wait to be home. its been ages - 10 weeks i think. i probably should be writing one of my essays, but i really cannot be buggered to do so. woo... only 2 hrs till supper! then i will have something to do! + i am actually really hungry. reckon ( Read more... )