Who is this!? I must know!


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Most everything in this journal that's a tad above a generic post is now Friends locked thanks to 3 people at work trying to figure out my username. I guess I should have locked it from the beginning. I didn't want to... but after seeing 3 guys hovering over a computer trying to read my journal... that just kinda made me feel yucky.

Root beer and pugs. All the time. Glorious!

Hee hehehe HeeeEEEeeeeEEEEEEeeee!!!

I win I win I win!

Quite possibly the least interesting thing about my weekend... but the only thing I have a picture of...

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I have Hobbit hair. Really. If I had my camera... I'd prove it. It's just long enough now that it will curl... in ... every... direction... Maybe I'll glue some to my feet.

You know that look. The one you never want to see. You're oblivious... but someone else sure isn't. They try not to look excited in any way. Cause no alarm! Things might get ugly! They just simply say "Look to your left." You know there sure as hell isn't going to be an adorable fuzzy kitten to your left. Nope. THERE'S A COCKROACH THE SIZE ( Read more... )

I'm an idiot.
For the billionth time...
I'm the master of inappropriateness.

When I was driving to work today I saw a fuzzy squirrel with it's little fuzzy ears digging through the grass that I wanted to pick up and make out with because it was just so cute. Squirrel luv. China Amber would be mortified. I would definitely not make out with the diseased squirrels that eat candy bars out of trash cans on the UF campus ( Read more... )

Since I'm obsessed with houses I get to read quite a bit of real estate mojo and I just gotta say... if the house has "great curb appeal" then you don't want it! Who came up with that? Curb appeal? Please. I'm so worried if one of the selling features of the house is the fact that it's in close proximity to a curb! And lanai... come on people ( Read more... )